Oh did you see that Noah bloke on the box the other day

He gave out a warning, there’s a deluge on the way

He’s made a boat, that thing will never float.

But he keeps believing the instructions of the Lord.

All aboard the ark, no first or second class

Everyone is welcome and the tickets are for free

On board the ark, the slow can join the fast

We’d all be laughing if we had such company

Did you catch his answer when they asked him to explain

Just how a flood can come without forty days of rain

He said he’s sure..that it would happen soon.

Either he’s a prophet or he’s cracked under the strain

All aboard the ark, no first or second class

Everyone is welcome and the tickets are for free

On board the ark, the slow can join the fast

We’d all be laughing if we had such company

(Repeat)

All aboard the ark……

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